I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
Randomize
