When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I could fuck to npr.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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