we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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