So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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