margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
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