i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
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