did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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