direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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