Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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