we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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