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I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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