I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
i will never coherently bang her
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
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