I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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