u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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