Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
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