I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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