I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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