I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
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