great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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