what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
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