hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
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