He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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