fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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