love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
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