Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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