Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
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