is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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