are you still at the devil's house?
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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