I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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