Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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