if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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