Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
