THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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