You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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