Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
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