so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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