How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Randomize
