i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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