I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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