it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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