My boss' voice literally gives me gas
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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