My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
3pm strippers are depressing
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Randomize
