Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
It's rum buckets o'clock
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
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