we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
I have post one night stand depression
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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