Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
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