Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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