So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
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