Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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