She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
she looked like the before picture.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
Randomize
