So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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