in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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